Ah, yes, I wish I could say that I went into this with an open and educated mind. But, alas, not so much. In fact, it was after just a few glasses of wine that I not only insisted that I do the advocare cleanse, but I bring a best girl-friend of mine along for a ride. After all, how hard could it be? Give up lattes and alcohol for 10 days? Piece of cake. Drink a morning fiber drink that looks & tastes like ass -- no problem. I want that size 6. I yearn for that size 6. Even if it means eating nothing but napkins for the next week and a half.
Let me start by saying, I have never LOVED food. Never. It has always been the enemy. Married to a self-proclaimed foodie husband, God knows he has tried to get me to love the stuff. Sadly, food (in my mind) makes me fat. Always has. Perhaps it is my love for the flavor of stuff like Doritos that has made me fat? Who knows.
So, this little "blog experiment" will chronicle my walk (and weight) through the Advocare 10 day cleanse. It will tell you everything. What I liked, what sucked and whether or not I look/feel different from the smattering of supplements that accompanies a very different approach to my daily food in-tact. I do not guarantee results or weight loss at this point - I do, however, guarantee bitchiness, hunger and (eek) a pseudo positive attitude.
So, for the next 10 days, screw DPS (daily public shaming). I, will, instead, take the end of my day to chronicle this journey.
11:03AM - so far so good. The only regret thus far is that thick-as-you-speak fiber drink that gets to kick off the day. Today will be tough, however. Nearly no protein or fats - all fruits and veggies, and no gym time. Back later with the full report -- HK.
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